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Review: Scary Movie 6 (2026)
Against all mathematical and cinematic odds, Scary Movie 6 is a triumphant, tear-inducing return to form. After the franchise was left for dead following the disastrous fifth entry in 2013, the original masterminds—Keenen Ivory, Marlon, and Shawn Wayans—have returned to the writers' room. The result is a lightning-fast, un

Ted Greer
3 days ago2 min read


Review: Obsession (2026) NO NO NO NO NO!
Obsession takes the classic "be careful what you wish for" trope and weaponizes it into a deeply uncomfortable, claustrophobic nightmare about entitlement. The film follows Bear (Michael Johnston), an awkward, seemingly harmless music store employee pining after his coworker Nikki (Inde Navarrette). When he acquires a novelty "One Wish Willow" trinket and wishes for Nikki to love him more than anything in the world, the supernatural curse grants his fantasy—and immediately tu

Ted Greer
Jun 32 min read


Review: 007 First Light (9/10) — The Ultimate Spy Fantasy Reimagined
After a decade-long drought of mainline James Bond titles, IO Interactive faced a monumental task. They needed to honor the cinematic history of a legendary icon while shaking off the linear, dated shooter mechanics that plagued the franchise’s late-era adaptations. With 007 First Light, IOI hasn't just delivered the best Bond game since GoldenEye 007; they have masterfully blended the DNA of their masterclass Hitman trilogy with the bombastic, high-stakes narrative of a peak

Ted Greer
Jun 33 min read
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